Another year has rolled around
And this is your big day
Not really 'cause we know we're late
You probably celebrated yesterday.

We really didn't forget your birthday
Just failed to buy a card at the store
So thought we'd just make one ourselves
As we've done so many times before.

We often think about you, Homer
And all the good old times gone by
But to say we're sorry we left there
Would be a down-right lie.

We wish for you another year
Of all the finest things in life
And wish good health and happiness
For both you and your wife.